Yesterday evening, I was driving home along the beltway. The time is approximately 6:30PM. Traffic, West-bound on the Beltway is usually not all that bad on Tuesday evenings (compared to, say, a Friday evening). We drove along swimmingly.
Suddenly, traffic slows to almost a stop. And I am like, "what the fuck is the problem here, we were moving fine!"
Then a raindrop hits my windshield, and the planets align and I understand the truth of the matter:
Maryland drivers are idiots.
EDIT:
Further members of the SDCHC would like to clarify:
L: NOT ALL MARYLAND DRIVERS!
L: I LOOOOOOOONG TO DRIVE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON IN THE RAIN
L: IT'S ALL THE OTHER ASSHOLES WHO WON'T LET ME
Consider me chastised.
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